Chorus x2

hi,
my name Is what,
my name iswho,
my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady
hi,
myname is huh,
my name is what,
my name is chikaChikaSlim Shady

Hi kids, do you like violence (yeah,yeah!)
wanna see me stick nineinch nails
through eachone of my eyelids.(uhhuh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactlylike
i did try 'cid and get fucked up
worse thanmy life is (huh?)
My brain's dead weight I'mtryin
to get my head straight but i
can't figureout which Spice Girl
i wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dresaid (Slim Shady you
a bass head) nuhuh! (thenwhy's
your face red, man you wasted)
Well sinceage twelve I felt like
I'm someone else cuz I hungmy
original self from the top bunk
with a belt.Got pissed off and ripped Pamela
Lee's tits off andsmacked her so
hard I knocked her clothes
backwardslike Kriss Kross.
I'll smoke a fat pound of grassand fall on my ass faster than a
fat bitch who sat downtoo fast.
Come here slut (Shady wait a minutethat's my girl dog) I don't give a
fuck, Godsent me to piss the world
off.

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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High.Thanks alot, next semester, I'll be 35
I smacked himin his face wit an
eraser chased him wit a stapler andstapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
Walked in a stripclub, had my
jacket zipped up flashed the
bartenderand stuck my dick in the
tip cup.
Extraterrestrialrunnin' over pedestrians,
in a spaceship while theyscreamin at me
(let's just be friends).Ninetynine percent of my life I was
lied to I just foundout my mom does
more dope than I do.
I told herI'd grow up to be a famous
rapper make a record aboutdoin drugs
and name it after her.
You know you blew upwit the women
rush your stands and try to touch
yourhands like some screamin Usher
fans.
This guy WhiteCastle asked me for
my autograph so I signed it'Dear
Dave, Thanks for the support asshole.
Chorus x2

hi,
my name is huh,
my name iswho,
my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady
hi,
my nameis what,
my name is who,
my name is chikaChika SlimShady.

Stop the tape, this kid needs to belocked away. (Get Him!!)
Dr. Dre don't just standthere,
operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it'stoo
scary to die I'll rather be carried
inside acemetery and buried alive.
Am I comin or goin, I canbarely
decide I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare meto drive. (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived Iain't had a woman in years, my palms
are too hairyto hide.
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk (riiiip!)I spit when I talk (achpoo!), I fuck anything
thatwalks. (come here!)
When I was little I used to get sohungry I would throw fits (how you
gonna breast feed memom you ain't
got no tits). WAAAAA!!
I lay awakeand strap myself in bed,
with a bulletproof vest on andshoot
myself in the head. (BANG!)
And I'm steaminmad (GRRR!), and by the way
when you see my dad, tell himthat I slit
his throat in this dream I had.
Chorus

hi,
my name is what,
my name iswho,
my name is chacha Slim Shady
hi,
my name ishuh,
my name is what,
my name is ChikaChika SlimShady
hi,
my name is who,
my name is huh,
myname is chikaChika Slim Shady
hi,
my name is huh,my name is who,
my name is Slim
Shady.