Well, I'm ever upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my balls, the event's never small

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I got big balls, yeah I got big balls

They're such big balls, dirty big balls

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I got big balls, oh I got big balls

And they're such big balls, dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncin' to the left and to the right

And it's my belief that my big ball should be held every night

I got big balls, oh I got big balls

They're such big balls, dirty big balls

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh we had such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail, crabs, cowdaddy

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)